Want to be a sponsored "athlete" but have done nothing to deserve it? Oh mama do we have something for you. From a distance this tarp will have your dropzone crush thinking you're a badass sponsored skydiver, and by the time they get close enough to see that they're all just knock off brand logos they'll have already realized that it's you and lost interest anyways. Oh well, you had your shot.
The "Sponsored Athlete" Jersey
Let us know if you have an issue within two weeks of your order arriving and we'll get you a tissue. And fix your problem.